A true Kindergarten Konservative would know about this sort of thing.

They know girly men when they see them, right?
Right! A true Kindergarten Konservative would know about this sort of thing.

Obviously ... based on the stated "castrastatic" definitions, the most macho, smack-em-in-the-face tough-talkin-konservative would be none other than ... are you ready for this?
...Ann Coulter.

Conservative pollster: Nate Silver is wrong because he is ‘thin and effeminate’